#JAK AND DAXTER PS2 DARK ECO CRYSTALS FULL#

The day is coming, and coming soon, when the Artificial Suns will rain down to punish the degenerates of this city. This 50 story statue will be able to deflect alpha, gamma, and beta radiation. Noah hand an ark, Texans had the Alamo, and I am building a highly fortified structure in my image. Pastor Richards: Maurice, this kind of immoral behavior is exactly why I'm buildng the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. (the doorbell rings to Crash) Uh, it's probably for you. So I've arranged a little gathering, like a birthday party only, the exact opposite.Ĭortex: Come, we must begin preparations for. If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you a power crystal!Ĭortex: (shoots the farmer and takes his crystal) I'm an evil scientist, what did you expect? This isn't a game.Ĭortex: Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur, I keep coming back! Three years I spent alone in the frozen Antarctic Wastes! And I missed you. We'll I'm NOT gonna do it anymore!įarmer: Oh Crash, the farmer's market is tomorrow, and my Wumpa trees won't grow, for my acres are riddled with greedy worms. Random skunk enemy: Hey! I've been doing this gig for ten STINKIN' years: Back and forth, back and forth. Opening narration: It is the '90s and there is time for Klax. I'll just link to my quotes page: įisherman: I can't seem to catch a single fish in this river. 'The Imperial Fleet would NEVER follow us into a floating furniture field.'Īaaaaand. 'Man, this place smells like ducks.' (in an oriental level) 'Crank up the Gilbert and Sullivan, dude!' 'With my trusty magnifying glass, I can spend the entire day burning ants!' (in the Sherlock Holmes level) 'All this technology still can't explain why David Hasselhoff is so popular.' (in a computer level) 'They're sweet! They're minty! They mambo!' 'It's like the inside of Santa's head after an eggnog bender.' (in the North Pole level of Gex 3) 'Christmas Town? I'm Jack Gexington from Halloween Town!' 'I have to get to the aqueduct and drain the lizard, if you get my drift.' 'I should've just been a Maytag repairman.' 'Note to self: Don't drink tapwater at Jerry Garcia's.' 'Uh, hi, I'm here for the Real World interview.' (in a haunted house level) 'This place is colder than Eva Gabor's wig fridge!' 'As soon as we cut down these pesky rain forests there'll be room for a new strip mall.'

#JAK AND DAXTER PS2 DARK ECO CRYSTALS FULL#

'That's for twelve years of Full House!' (after tail-whipping an enemy) 'YOU DON'T GET YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!!!!!!!'

'I'll beat this level but in an hour I'll be hungry for another.' (in an oriental level) when Saturday Night Live was funny.' (in a prehistoric level) 'This place is drier than Linda Tripp's sauna pants.' 'I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house.' 'I shall pattern my life after the random looping of your intrails.' -Caynan 'Ah my Wife she was the type of woman who loved a man, any man.' -Tex Murphy Space Marine Commander: 'The only 'Greater Good' is coming out the barrel of my bolter alien!' Tau Commander: 'Stop this insanity and surrender in the name of The Greater Good.'

'Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR ?!'Īnd speaking a the Bhaal Spawn Saga: most of what Minsc says, Jan was pretty funny too ('Oh Fleshie! Oh Fleshie!')

Jak and daxter ps2 dark eco crystals